When I was a dog, and
your were a flower
I walked over you and
gave you a shower!!

HABIT never goes
if u remove H
A-BIT remains
If u remove A
BIT remains and
IF u remove B
It still remains.
So my habit of
scrapping u
will never go.

            The poor wish to be rich
            the rich wish to be happy
               the single wish to be
                       married
                  and the married
                  wish to be dead.

Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what's in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what's in the bed
and goes to refrigerator!